Facebitch

1. (noun) Anyone who acts like a little bitch via the social network known as Facebook. These cretins prefer to talk shit and spend their days fapping to pictures of scantily clad teenagers rather than venturing into the real world where they might suffer a rapid fire pummeling for their constant use of low-brow insults. 2. (noun) A person, likely in or just out of their teenage years, whom spends the majority of their free-time, which they tend to have copious amounts of due to a lack of employment or social life, complaining via Facebook status updates. These individuals have taken digital whining to new heights with an incessant barrage of "poor me," "my life sucks," and "I'm so lonely" style updates as to cause those unfortunate enough to be on their friends list to suffer from cerebral hemorrhaging and/or self-inflicted eye-gouging. 3. (verb) The act of bitching and/or trolling via Facebook. Although Facebook tends to be the more popular medium for such acts of Facebitching, any social network can and will be used for said whining/complaining/shit-talking/trolling, etc.

1. Every time Ian makes a status update he complain about Cindy dumping him. What a Facebitch. 2. Alex doesn't have anything better to do than Facebitch all day long. I wish she/he would get a life.

by nathantruant April 22, 2010

facebake

That pinnacle of highness in which one becomes sofa-king-re-tarted they can't see straight. You're no longer high, you're facebaked.

Person 1: Dude, what happened to jimmy?
Person 2: He's totally facebaked man.

by M T Jones March 17, 2008

faceblocked

Faceblocked; (fac-bloked) To be prevented from using facebook, myspace or any other social networking site on the internet. Primarily due to overuse by co-workers and paranoia by CEO's of companies, where people do less work than they use these sites.

Guy 1:Hey mike why don't you go on facebook anymore?

Guy 2:I've been Faceblocked.

Guy 1:Cruel man

by Tianyunwang October 2, 2007

faceblock

to ignore a request for friendship on a social networking site on the world wide web

he contacted me on facebook. i had no choice but to faceblock him, he's one stalking bastard

by donna chapman October 27, 2008

Faceboob

When a girl hugs you and presses your face to her bossoms or when someone voluntarily puts their face in someone's boobs in an embrace.

Guy: Got hugged by a really tall girl today. Her top was so low, total faceboob.

by Always Happy Never Smiling October 31, 2011

Faceblock

A condition among Facebookers where one loses the ability to post status updates or comments to the posts of others.

Person 1: Hey man, are you okay? I haven't seen much from you on Facebook. I was starting to think you were dead.

Person 2: I'm fine. I just have a bad case of Faceblock. I can't even bring myself to login.

by Riconator September 26, 2009

Faceboob

Sexy but fake (usually photoshopped) boob photos that are used by some women in Facebook to fool people. Some of these Faceboob pictures don't show the person's face.

Guy 1: Hey your hot friend that I saw in Facebook has got nice boobs.
Guy 2: Nah, it isn't that great IRL, those are just faceboobs.

by wolvesovthesea December 10, 2009