Fail Goose

A Fail Goose is someone who does something so massively lame that they have simply failed at life. They are in turn called a fail goose.

Also, the collective term for a group of people failing together is a flock of fail geese.

This term is becoming popular and is sometimes seen tagged through twitter as #failgoose.

Jean: You spelled together wrong, its spelt T-O-G-E-T-H-R
Bob: OMG, ur such a fail goose.

by djkizza September 19, 2009

Fail Mob

When a flash mob goes horribly wrong.

"That was such a fail mob, they announced what they were going to do before anyone even started dancing."

by Tsahcomplice November 23, 2010

Priority Fail

Any point in time when a spouse, child, family member or ANYONE ELSE in your physical perimeter becomes subordinate to text, email, tweet or any other virtual bullshit method of communication.

Hey mom, did you hear about the kid that turned COVID positive at school today?
***continues texting***
Yeah, so it turns out that he was at the graduation party last week.
***continues texting***
And so I got tested for the virus.
***continues texting***
I'm positive for COVID-19

WHAT!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!? YOU COULD INFECT ALL OF US!!

(Priority Fail)

by YAWA July 14, 2020

Fail like a Whale

A fucking retard thing some douchebag says to be funny.

You Fail like a Whale, bitch!

by americanaidan November 25, 2010

epic fail

Complete and total failure when success should have been reasonably easy to attain.

<after getting pwned in a video game>

Player1 Dude, we just got reamed
Player2 Yeah, Epic Fail

by scolemann March 19, 2008

panda fail

A "panda fail" occurs when someone is so unsuccessful at a particular task (ie. the apparent lack of sex drive among pandas) that the person's existance is no longer necessary.

Bob's decline of his wife's offer to have sex with her while concurrently eating a sandwich was a total panda fail.

by LettyFresh August 22, 2010

epic fail imminent

Impending failure of monumental proportions. Being told this phrase can only mean one thing: there is absolutely zero chance of any victory. There is only complete and utter conquest and slaughter. The prase most suited to noobs with a poor grasp of the reality of the situation

In Star Craft:
Me: You should really build your defenses up.
noob: <doesn't build defenses up>
Zergs:<gathering>
Me: Epic fail imminent...
Zergs: <rush>
noob: <suffers epic death>

by epicpwner v.2 March 14, 2008