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FaceCrooked

The act of using a friend's profile picture as your own and posting obnoxious comments on other's walls.
I FaceCrooked Erin (fill in the name of the person in the stolen picture) and posted the following comment on her profile page: Erin just took the quiz "Which ex-boyfriend do I imagine when I masturbate? The results are in and Erin thinks about Chris every single time she gets off."
by go.eye.rush March 24, 2009
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faecsis

a post grad thesis that ruins your life until you finally finish the fucking thing, and can commence blocking out every memory of having done it in the first place.

Particularly useful in sms text or online chating.
And hows your faecsis coming along?
Ugh...dont even ask....
by Sophie Basil February 23, 2009
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Faeciboblious

- Adjective

1. Shitty; lame; of low quality.

2. (In either the figurative or literal sense) Full of shit.
1.
Such a faeciboblious individual, that Emerson. Couldn't keep a social engagement to save his scrawny neck!

2.
A: "… and then I showed her my poetry, which she said was the best she'd ever read!"
B: "You're a faeciboblious piece of crap and you know it. Nobody would ever say that about your god-awful poetry, least of all a woman who was, as you claim, 'a definite ten'."
by Charlemagne1993 August 6, 2017
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Facecreeper

Someone who likes a friend's Facebook post over a year old.
Man, I don't trust that Rey. He's such a facecreeper.
by Extra Mayo May 6, 2018
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Facecase cracker

Someone who enjoys burying their face into the crack of other peoples asses , to the degree their face gets razor burn
That chick from data didn’t come into today, I heard she didn’t look so good after a night with Harry buttaburier from PR. She’s a real facecase cracker
by Davedale August 18, 2019
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Phantom Faeces

When you have a methane experience that is so moist you are actually convinced some faeces came with it
tom: think i might have just shat myself, i need to go clean myself up

dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces
by flangeface March 27, 2011
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Mexican Faceclap

When a man nuts into his hand then proceeds to slap someone in the face.
Guy #1 "..then she walked out on me when I gave her the Mexican Faceclap."

Guy #2 "That sucks Foo."
by Rebelyell2nightboiz January 26, 2019
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