faffuccino

A beverage purchased from Starbucks which causes a delay and a queue to form. Particularly popular with the person in front of you when you are rushing to get coffee at the station for the morning commute.

Sorry I'm late, the daft tart in front of me ordered a faffuccino

by geoffthedude May 29, 2010

Faffle

To make a massive situation out of something

Why are you making a huge faffle about me going out with my mates?

by EmvcXx December 3, 2016

Faffle

incredibly attractive and nice female

Pace asked if Tiffany would be his baby faffle cakes.

(she said yes)

by babyfafflecakes December 24, 2008

Faffa

Faffa describes a scene where two or more people get involved in sexual actions. But those actions last longer than usual. Usually it is because they are either horny, or want to try out new positions to spice up their sexy time with people.

I wanna faffa with someone all day *sob*

by why do u wanna know bro December 9, 2012

faffief

Faffief!! Just faffief it.

Pheer teh faffief!

by YanaMan January 11, 2004

faffoon

(n), dumbass
used as you would use the word nigga

whats up my faffoon
yo faffoon, what it do

by beatthembongos June 16, 2010

FAFFH

An acronym for Fucked and Far From Home. Used to describe an unbelievably negative and unwelcome situation. Can also describe the state an object is in.

Bob: Our landing gear just fell off our airplane.
Stanley: Well now we're fucked and far from home. (FAFFH)

Susan: There is a dead mangled raccoon in my car's engine.
Jacob: Sounds like your car is fucked and far from home.
Susan: So is the raccoon!

by hgf921 January 2, 2009