Seattle Freeze

A superficial friendliness that greets newcomers.

When we first moved to Seattle people were so friendly. Then when we would try to get together, nada. It's that Seattle freeze.

by Rossophonic April 22, 2011

Freeze the water

The exact opposite of "break the ice."

Making the situation awkwaaaaaaaaaard...

Wow Jerry, way to freeze the water!

That ice breaker was more of a water freezer...

by Young-Hov June 28, 2011

Freezebob

When one is extremely cold, to the point that it would completely freeze a man named Bob.

Alis-"Whoa this room is well freezebob"
Lizzie-"Brrrr I'm well freezebob"
Abbey-"I could well piss my pants"

by Pisslips Bitchslippers October 11, 2009

Freezer Boxing

Smoking weed in a walk-in freezer, usually in a restaurant. The air tight seal on the freezer keeps the smoke and odors in. The cold freezer air makes it go down easier.

The kitchen manager stepped out so I'm taking this blunt and goin freezer boxing.

by ShortOrder June 18, 2010

Freeze Dancing

The art of staying motionless to the beat of music.

Hudson's Bouncer: "Hey, what are you doing? It's different."

Dancer: "Yo, I'm just freeze dancing."

Hudson's Bouncer: "It's time to drag you out by the neck."

by LLCOOLV April 22, 2011

Freeze-dried Bullshit

Bullshit to the nth degree.

Did you hear Bill caught his girl creepin' with Doug?

Yeah, that's some freeze-dried bullshit there.

by Jilly Beane June 28, 2011

Freezer Gnome

A particularly unique and tricky breed of the gnome family. These little bastards hide in the victims freezer, and are know to move food around, creating the highest level of frustration when attempting to locate dinner. While extremely rare to spot one, if you do get the chance, proceed with caution. Freezer Gnomes are known to give off a distinct "hissing" sound when threatened, and it's scary as hell.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.

I would have made dinner an hour ago, but the damn Freezer Gnome keeps hissing at me. Maybe YOU could reach in there and grab the ground beef.......?

by Thexthy March 25, 2013