Autofellatioic Evolution of Humans

As the population grows over it's potential, the evolutionary process begins to take place. Humans will adapt to be able to perform autofellatio in order to reduce sexual desire. This will cause a dramatic drop in rates of sexual intercourse, allowing the human population to return to a more reasonable size that the one we cannot currently maintain.

The world is getting to large. Evolution must take place, as it did in other organisms. The way humans will adapt to influence a decline in a sizable population is the Autofellatioic Evolution of Humans.

by Ace. October 17, 2012

an evolutionary dead-end

homosexuality

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As an evolutionary dead-end queers poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!

by Nature Abhors Homosexuality June 11, 2013

evolutionary religion

1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.

2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.

dude: "how was the earth created?"

"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)

dude: but how do you know for sure?

"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...

by Consequences October 7, 2010

lancer evolution

a true legendary car made by mistu. 8 models or "evolutions" of the car. for its reasonably low price tag, can usually out perform more expensive cars stock to stock

that stock evo 7 just raped that gto

by gah September 15, 2003

ARK Survival Evolved

A game created by wild card created to tame dinosaurs and survive build bases farm vegetables and tame every creature and conquer the ARK

I play ark survival evolved every day to learn how to survive

by Ark Master June 18, 2018

Evolutionize

Evolving to be better than all those around you; reaching godhood.

"Dude, Aaron totally evolutionized"
"Ikr. He's totally on another level now"

by ya tilted bro? January 30, 2019

evolver

One that evolves to maturity, like a genetic algorithm. This is not about one's sexuality.

Randy is quite the evolver! He was at level 2 yesterday and is now already at level 7.

by BarbedWire June 21, 2019