Everyday Olympian

n: Someone who makes everyday tasks an olympic event. They are extremely competitive and will do anything for victory. They tend to exaggerate their motions to portray their complete dedication to staple activities.

Matt - "Hey did you ever notice how Greg will sprint up the stairs or see how many papers he can staple a minute."
Jimmy - "Yeah I have, he's just an everyday olympian."

by The man of the man2 January 14, 2010

Everlong

an amazing song that is always played at weddings, I've heard like 800 times and I'm still not sick of it.

Me: Lemme go listen to Everlong
Kid: this is like the billionth time uv heard it man

by mike p April 15, 2004

Dirty Evelyn

When a girl drinks too much and gets horny and giggles nonstop while telling everyone how much she loves them

She’s a dirty Evelyn after a sip of wine

by ohboy3 April 24, 2020

Everlong

A word often used to describe a lengthy waiting period.

"I've been waiting here for you, everlong."

"I been waitin here 4 u Everlong"

by YaYeetBoi October 2, 2018

evelyn hugo

my wife

“have you heard of Evelyn Hugo the iconic actress from the 1960s?”

“why yes of course! who hasn’t?”

by genyalinastanaccount April 26, 2021

evellyn

Beautiful, nice, kind and an amazing woman to be around. She would be any man look twice in awe. She is loyal and will never turn on people. Evellyn is one of the best people you can find so if you find one, keep it.

Man 1: Oooo look at her.
Man 2: She’s gotta be an Evellyn

by OneTimeDefiner January 8, 2018

Evelyn Lema

The best girlfriend ever. Period.

Hey, my girlfriends name is Evelyn Lema, what's yours? Oh wait it doesn't matter she's not evelyn

by Bran bran loves ev ev September 8, 2011