Dan had to inspect Stuart's evacuation route, and it made him harder than Chinese algebra.
"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*
"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*
by Phantom Spaceman July 20, 2017
Get the inspect the evacuation routemug. by CamIsCoolerThanTori October 26, 2015
Get the Premature Evacuationmug. Euphemism for "surrender," which the MSM considers too embarrassing for the narratives they are pushing.
by WTWTLOL May 21, 2022
Get the Evacuatemug. The term you use after cumming and then leaving your sexual partner without returning the favor. Otherwise known as "the tug 'n plug" "the squeeze 'n leave" "the cum 'n go"
"Hey girl what happened with you and Ryan last night? Did you guys get it on?"
"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"
"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"
by Ejubjub August 13, 2018
Get the Ejaculate 'n Evacuatemug. When fans leave the stadium before the end of a game when their team is losing. Particularly bad form if it's a kids' game.
by GigiPDX December 6, 2016
Get the Premature evacuationmug. So I heard you were hanging out with that Kacey girl from Human Resources.
Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!
Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!
by area51got lindelled May 8, 2021
Get the Evacuate and Ejaculatemug. The tucking, removing, or general hiding of security ID's in a place of employment that requires name badges be displayed. This act is done during extended bathroom breaks, as not to be identified under the stall partition.
by ~TheLuckyOne13~ June 11, 2014
Get the Stealth Evacuationmug.