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Ethiopian Desert Dance

If youre looking for a way to cool down in the desert, try this move: the man lays face up on a flat surface, fully erect of course, while his naked lady friend hangs from a ceiling fan and has one shot to land on the prize. Take caution: this move is only for experienced lovers.
Nick waits patiently while Val hangs on to the fan, preparing for the Ethiopian Desert Dance.
by The fantastic whore July 11, 2011
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Ethiopian Eye Drop

This occurs when you release a massive amount of sperm into your sexual partner's eye(s).
by NickGioMarc August 23, 2007
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ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)
i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead
by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008
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Ethiopian Dinner Party

When somebody invites you somewhere with the promise of there being food, but in reality there is no food.
"Everybody was disappointed at Chad's Ethiopian Dinner Party last Saturday."
by Grodon Fereman May 2, 2017
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Ethiopian Can Opener

n. - Slang for a fetishists dildo. Feces from either the man or woman, is frozen to a solid state, then used as a penetrating device to achieve sexual pleasure.

v. - The act of using a frozen turd to penetrate the anus of a man or woman.
- This Ethiopian Can Opener in my ass sure feels good!
by Bexxx May 1, 2004
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ethiopian nose job

when a man takes his nose and shoves it into a girls pussy and then blows his nose afterwards rubbing it all in.
i slept with that chick from the bar last night and she was being a total bitch to me so i gave her an ethiopian nose job!
by alex the patty man May 9, 2008
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Ethiopian Gutter Slut

A large stinky man who has a III in his name. He enjoys sitting on the curb while random people walk by and have sex with his belly button.
Wow that guy is totally an Ethiopian Gutter Slut!
by Cuiy7 Punch3r November 22, 2010
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