Australia's worst and most horrifc war in its history. It started in the 1920s when emus were fucking with all of their crops, they tried to take out machine guns, run them over, put them on fire, but they just kept coming. Eventually the signed the "treaty of total fucking shame" to Emu Napoleon, ending the war. Talking about it is said to instantly bring PTSD flashbacks to any Australian within a 1 mile radius
American : Hey, ya heard about the emu war? Australian: *Rolls on the ground autisticly screeching in fear*
by LordPapus March 02, 2017
by russianicerink August 21, 2022
What's up my Emu Ankle!
by Sayden Hantilli August 06, 2019
The bebbest beb that has ever bebbed in the history of bebs ever. She is from Hatsune miku colourful stage (or project sekai in Japan). She is very cute and she says wonderhoy.
by Wonderhoy July 22, 2022
It is actually the best beer in the world. Most beers need to be cold, export is far better nice and hot, to get the perfect temperature is simple: place block in boot of car, drive crew to location on a hot day, serve directly from boot. True perfection. One of the rare occasions where cheaper is better, export remains, at certain outlets, $1 a can by the block (stubbies are for poorcuuunts). It has many advantages over other beers:
#1 Refreshing taste
#2 Cheap
#3 You won't look like a posh wanker
#4 Available throughout this golden state
#5 Comes in blocks to share with a mate and the carton has a carry handle!
#6 Esky of ice is not needed
#7 Noone will steal your beer at a party
Good on ya cobbers down at the swan brewery you make me proud every day of every year.
#1 Refreshing taste
#2 Cheap
#3 You won't look like a posh wanker
#4 Available throughout this golden state
#5 Comes in blocks to share with a mate and the carton has a carry handle!
#6 Esky of ice is not needed
#7 Noone will steal your beer at a party
Good on ya cobbers down at the swan brewery you make me proud every day of every year.
"Hey gorgeous wanna root?"
"Yeah! Your a real man all these guys are obsessed with there imported beers but you just comit the emu export!"
"Yeah! Your a real man all these guys are obsessed with there imported beers but you just comit the emu export!"
by Tony Comitto December 25, 2007
WONDERHOY WONDERHOY!!!!!!
Guys emu otori wonderhoys (real)
emu otori = hatsune miku ColorfulStage project sekai
Guys emu otori wonderhoys (real)
emu otori = hatsune miku ColorfulStage project sekai
by Queen Rio Ranger August 16, 2022
Grabbing a can of beer (preferably Emu Export) shotgunning it, then uppercutting the can as hard and high into the air as possible.
Mate, did you see Warren Emu Uppercut that tin out front of the pub the other night ? He fuckin’ sent it !!
by MC BBQ December 29, 2020