Thousand Elves

A nick name for menthol powder, such as Gold Bond Powder, when applied to your scrotum. Once the menthol kicks in, it has been said the cooling tingling feeling feels like, "a thousand little elves gently blowing on your nuts."

Nick: Damn it's hot outside. I'm friggin melting...

Steve: That's why I always use the Thousand Elves! The forecast down below is always a breezy 65 degrees with a high probability of AWESOME!

by CaptainSteve September 11, 2009

Or else what?

A reply that comes after Or else.

"Go make me a sandwich. OR ELSE."

"Or else what!?"

"I'll fuse Carrot Top and Pauly Shore and, uh...George W, Bush to your head. Oh, and Hitler's big toe. And maybe Ryan Seacrest's bald scalp."

"I'm goin', I'm goin'."

by Just Sue Me. March 12, 2005

Literally anything else

When you're watching porn or something else you dont want people seeing, and you hear someone coming, so you need to Google literally anything else, but you panic and can't think of anything, so you actually Google "Literally anything else"

My dad was really confused on why I had Google'd "Literally anything else, but after a minute he said goodnight and went to bed. So I went back to watching porn.

by B-Money Baby April 17, 2019

Elsewhere

A version of the afterlife in the brillant novel written by Gabrielle Zevin by the same title. In Elsewhere you age backwards from the time you died until you become an infant again and are reborn. Elsewhere is much the same as life on Earth, you have to have a job so you have money to spend. You can watch people who are still alive though binoculars on the observation deck. The living can send you mail via bottles thrown into the sea. In fact, communication between the living and dead involves water...but I don't want to give too much away in case you haven't yet read the novel.

There are no supernatural beings in this version of the after life but there is Marilyn Monroe and Picasso; as well as some very colorful characters.

Elsewhere is a warm and sunny afterlife with plently of wonderful beaches.

by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

somewhere else

The place most people would like to be most of the time.
i.e.: Not here

Teacher: Can you demonstrate the long division at the blackboard, please?
Student (thinking): oh i wish i was somewhere else now... anywhere... not here!!!

by ida c. October 14, 2006

keebler elves

A little family of elves who live in a tree and create all kinds of complex contraptions just so they can get their cookies 'just right'. We can catch glimpses of their lives through their well-know Keebler Elves commercials.

The Keebler elves don't make their pecan melt cookies too sweet, they make them *just right*.

by Angelacia August 26, 2007

Something else

On November 4, 2020, CNN labeled Indigenous peoples as SOMETHING ELSE on the U.S. voters poll.

It's a good day to be Something Else

by Anishinabeekwe November 5, 2020