Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS

2022 update: Now the most waste highschool in markham (yea even Bill fucking Hogarth is better at this point). No more weed or juul smells in the washrooms anymore but the amount of midgets I see when I walk around the halls makes me feel like Im in a sweaty elementary school. Cafeterias closed so no more giant cookies, only option now is subway (but even those mfs bumping up the prices so shit i guess you can either starve or make your own). Our demographic is 70% quirky mfs regardless of gender/if they even have one (they/them people or the people who do the shit on tik tok), 25% wannabe hood mfs (like bro stop acting like you from jane and finch you live in a place where nothing goes on) and 5% of genuinely smart people who will actually make a difference in the world or will cry themselves to sleep after getting rejected by waterloo CS or mac health sci. PETHS music has seen it's downfall and even though they are nationally reputed, lemme tell ya, the music hallway stinks of expired food, spit and hyper ass band kids humping their instruments and screaming anime/gaming pc/pokimane simp lingo. The amount of wasteyutes has decreased by 25% but youll definitely run into em here and there. The girls there still bad but a few of em converting ( yk what I mean). All in All, take grade 12 physics if you need a reason to get no bitches

2 Years Later

Toronto Wasteman: Yo why tf you here bro you waste af, band kid lookin ass from Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS

Nerdy guy turned Toronto Bodmon: Boy shutcho ass up looking like creased black forces, yo face look like kevin durants feet without lotion

Toronto Wasteman: Oh shittt you aint a bawtyboy anymore? You done grown up cro

Toronto Bodmon: You look like the same generic black forces, bubble jacket perm ass wasteman fam. you tryna link this shordy at STC styll?

Toronto Wasteman: say less but dont tell the boidem I got bare loud on me dawg

by torontobawtyboi69 May 12, 2022

Eliott

The most handsome and caring person you'll ever meet. He loves Gaga, friends, dancing, all the good things in life. He is constantly giving and fulfills contracts with those around him to his best ability. Buying drinks and cellphones for friends are not uncommon. If he is made fun of too much he snaps and emits an explosion of sass. In closing "he took his life from negative to positive" and "just wanted all of yall to know that" and the NOT a shit flap at all!

Eliott: Hey Cora I got you a JaggerBarrel!
Cora: Thanks Shit Flap! You're the best
Baylee: Cora you shouldn't call him that he's legit and that rudeness is not part of the CONTRACT
Cora: Whatever, I didn't wanna be 6 month exclusive with him anyway.... and Kristen will buy me one when she wils lotto max and splits it with Shit Flap

by not.shit.flap September 24, 2011

Eliott

objectively the best spelling of the name
a very sexy man

the most lovable boy youll ever meet

Eliott: just got top surgery
sam: congrats Eliott

by boyohboi December 9, 2021

Eliott

Sexy, cool, sexy and sexy

Person 1: Eliott is Sexy
Person 2: Very Sexy

by eaisuwlyfgtdeiwsayz January 6, 2022

Elyott

Hot seggsy sniper, with a big massive horse cock

Elyott ftw

by .vq April 14, 2022

Elliott Littigmeyer

An attractive male

"wow that person is so attractive there a Elliott Littigmeyer."

by 313detroitmichigan December 14, 2022

Bill Elliott

One of the best NASCAR drivers in history. He has been forgotten by most of today's fans for some odd reason. He won 2 Daytona 500s and the 1988 Cup Series championship. But his most impressive feat was his fan support. He won NASCAR's Most Popular Driver Award 16 times. His son Chase races in NASCAR today and looks like he could be as good as his father

Bill Elliott just might be one of the forgotten greats of NASCAR

by Adam buckley July 1, 2019