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Electric Cowgirl

Electric cowgirl is the act of having sex with a female in the reverse position and after penetration is achieved take a handheld tazer and zapping your ball sack while deep inside your woman.
after doing the electric cowgirl last night my balls hurt and my bitchs pussy is burnt
by Carlos deoblo March 15, 2011
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sticking your penis in an electrical socket

When you say something that you later regret. Usually refers to times when you tell an embarasing story to your friends because you think it is funny, but they then use that story to make fun of you.
Dude, stop telling people about that time you saw your grandma naked. Your sticking your penis in an electrical socket.
by CareyB May 25, 2008
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Electric Brid

Someone who uses money (100 to 200 dollars) to acquire any mild form physical affection. An Electric Brid always ends up getting a hug but nothing more.
This guy is such an Electric Brid. He really spent 200 dollars to go to New York and get a hug.
by Big Daddy 💦💦💦 August 3, 2018
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Political Election

A seduction into power. A candidate promises all kinds of bullshit to increase their appeal and convince the blissfully ignorant to vote for them. Once in power they have everything they need and therefore don't have to give a damn about the masses anymore. And to rub salt into the wound all the bullshit they promised before the election is revealed to be: bullshit, much to the dismay of voters. Strangely the majority doesn't seem to catch on and this method has been utilised to the same effect ever since.
Political elections are bullshit. Next time you see the successor to the throne preaching about how much better your lives are going to be once they're in the power palace, get out there and hunt these traitors down, hang them for deceiving the public and take back the money they were taking off you to fund the austerity brigade, arms dealers, media circus, conformity agents and the domination state.
by GoAskAlex1991 May 31, 2011
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electric wedge

another name for a tasor commonly used by prostitutes in order for protection
slut: give me ma money!
cheap guy: fuck you
slut: bzzzzap! (electric wedge)
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Election Night Blues

1-A condition of serious disappointment suffered by roughly half of the American population when 'their presidential candidate' fails to achieve the magic 270 votes required to emerge victorious from the Electoral Collage.
2-The massive, violent social upheaval requiring police and military intervention as a consequence of 1.
No matter who prevails the, expect Election Night Blues with one side fomenting and condoning violence and the other calling for unity, cohesion and healing.
Remember 2020. It will forever change the world.
by YAWA November 3, 2020
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