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eggroll

An extremely fast drumroll across the snare and toms; like a blur of sound as opposed to distinct beats. Best performed by an egg-shaped drummer with straight arms can not bend much due to the large body mass.
Just throw in an eggroll here for a fill.
by Macko June 16, 2005
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eggroll

Someone who is a professional carnie; in turn, smelling like cabbage. For all carnies smell of cabbage. Or someone with small hands who may be hinding a carnie past.

Root: One of Austin Powers two fears - "Carnies. Small hands...smell like cabbage."

Used primarly North of North Birmingham.
You have a friend who is incredibly short with small hands. You establish weeks ahead of time you think she is carnie who smells of cabbage.

Hey, what's up eggroll?
by John McClendon December 14, 2008
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hide the eggroll

when you order chinese and proceed to order extra eggrolls.
then after you get them you hide them in your asian partner.
Dude i was with syndey lu and i ordered some eggrolls and hid them in her VAG!!!
hide the eggroll
by fuck bitches get money January 13, 2009
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Eggroll

An eggroll is when you are talking to someone, and the second you say goodbye and they turn around, you get a huge eyeful of NECK FAT!!!! Shaped in eggroll form. Usually found in fat black men.
Adam was telling me goodbye, and when he turned around all I could do was salivate to the thought of the delicious eggroll that was serving as eye candy to me.

If only Jamal was asian and not black, the fleshy eggroll would make a lot more sense.
by Salt shaka August 9, 2008
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eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.
yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?
by Papa Dub March 9, 2008
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eggtothemotherfuckingzactly

A word commonly used by the average douchebag but usually used to sugar coat a moment where one person knows a topic but another person thinks that they know it.
Adam: I know the longest word in the dictionary.

Brad: What is it?
Adam:Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Brad: No!!! its pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis!! Oh!!! Pwned! Eggtothemotherfuckingzactly!!
by DrPepperPimp April 17, 2010
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eggmoth

You are such an eggmoth, Daniel Smith.
by lickalottapussthethird October 1, 2012
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