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by DidididiB February 26, 2022
Get the Baco a la Evert mug.1:descriptive term, used to describe a person who is faithful and self sacrificing, even so far to allow an extra-relational affair; but at the same time will remain faithful to that person. 2: a description for a person on a righteous and honest path giving a wholehearted effort to remain upon it, wavering little and having true conviction.
Bridget knew about my affair, yet she is, and always will be, Evertrue I think and this brings me great joy, because now, I can say the same.
by Phillip Crom July 6, 2007
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John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.
John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.
Person 1(who has clearly never read Homestuck to be asking this question): Who's your favourite character from Homestuck?
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.
by CuriousAuthor July 18, 2017
Get the John Egbert mug.(Pronounced ee-lurt) n. Anything you would rather not have mad at you; Something dangerous that could potentially harm you; A particularly assertive or aggressive person that is not wise to make angry; Something that wouldn't appear dangerous at first glance, but is actually quite deadly unless treated with care.
v. To make someone feel threatened due to being dangerous
adj. Likely to be extremely harmful.
v. To make someone feel threatened due to being dangerous
adj. Likely to be extremely harmful.
I was on my way home when I bumped into Harry, and now it's like I have an elert following me! I'm scared out of my mind!
Nathan used to elert me when we were kids, but I think he was just fooling around.
Nathan used to elert me when we were kids, but I think he was just fooling around.
by Jushin June 12, 2007
Get the Elert mug.To use influence,authority,or pressure in a strong or determinate way,especially in order to produce a particular effect.
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