dank ebola

Dank Ebola is the dankest form of Ebola there is. If you get Dank Ebola you need to get help now before it is to late rly you might die

"Damn he got that Dank Ebola"
It's very dank so yea.

by DankMemes_Blaze_420 July 20, 2016

Ebola

"Its a disease on the Discovery Channel, where all your intestines sort of just slip out of your butt."

-Jesse Pinkman

When you say it's contamination, I'm thinking like an Ebola leak, or something.

by dunejunkie January 4, 2017

Ebola

A very deadly disease which the original host is unknown. Ebola was first recognized in 1976. There are four known subtypes of the Ebola virus, Ebola-Zaire which kills 90% of people, Ebola-Sudan which kills 50% of people, Ebola-Ivory Coast, and Ebola Restin which is not fatal in humans. Ebola causes people to spew blood and other fluids out of every orifice of their body, and is transmitted by these fluids.

You have Ebola, have fun spewing out your innards

by MetalMoe May 26, 2004

ebola pussy

A stankin' ass musty ass vagina

NASTY ASS NIGGA TRYNA HIT THAT EBOLA PUSSY ... SMH

by bad bitch10 October 22, 2014

Ebola Face

Ebola Face is when your Girlfriend has some sort of facial ailment e.g Herpes. As a result you cant kiss her, or make physical contact with her because it's highly contagious.

Errr I cant kiss you... not with that ebola face.

by Big Willy Philly 51 November 29, 2019

ebola

A level 4 pathogen, the Ebola virus is pound for pound the deadliest disease known to man. Ebola has a mortality rate of over 80%. There have been 4 outbreaks of Ebola and all of them have occured in Africa.

The ebola virus ate away all of his organs and caused internal and external bleeding.

by § July 19, 2004

ebola

actually, the second guy was wrong. Ebola is a completely different virus from Marburg, and the first Marburg outbreak was at a plant that used chimpanzee parts to test vaccines, not a nazi test lab. Basically since chimp DNA is so similar vaccines work the same way which is why they use chimp parts. The Nazis really had nothing at all to do with Ebola. The first ever outbreak of Ebola was in 1976, many years after the Nazis fell out of power. Not that it didn't suck for the Africans or anything. Symptoms in the later phases include detachment of the intestinal lining from its place, hemmorhaging from any or all orifices, liquidation of some internal organs (not from stomach acid by the way) and the mind often slows down to stopping. There are some other rather nasty symptoms but those are the ones that come to mind.

"Hey, look, that guy just shat out his intestines in a huge gush of blood."
"Hmm. After thorough evaluation I have concluded that he has Ebola."

by Fugerko.? November 22, 2003