Ebenezer

When in the sitting position the front zipper of the pants sticks out extremely far creating the appearance of an erect penis.

No Susan, I'm not that happy to see you. My pants just form an ebenezer every time I sit down.

by R. Lee Morris July 24, 2008

Ebenezer

A very small town in between Yorkton and Canora. Where badasses are born due to lack of law enforcement and activities. Where dirtbiking/quading on public roads are ok unless your not related/friends with the current mayor. Also known as E-ville.

All our sesh spots in Yorkton are gone, so we went to Ebenezer.

Your from Ebenezer?! So whats the longest time you've spent in jail?

Ebenezer is the best place to party! You can lay in the middle of the road pissed drunk and you won't get run over!

by E-ville Lunatic October 19, 2011

ebenezer

A close friend, a homie. Originates from an extension of nizza, which orginates from nigga. For more formal settings where nizza or nigga is inappropriate. No race restrictions. Also spelled: ebeneza.

How is my favorite ebenezer doing?

by hdsokwadls August 8, 2006

Ebenezer

An erect penis

“Here i raise my ebenezer”

by Churchofchrist208 November 20, 2022

ebens

when someone gets involved in a conversation which has nothing at all to do with them.

Oi eben, stop getting ebens!

by Adam B Poole January 6, 2009

ebenezered (screwed)

short term of Ebenezer screwed
which is derived from the character Ebenezer scrooge from the book and film A Christmas Carol.

your ebenezered, that guy whants to kick your ass.
im ebenezered screwed i got work tomorow and im pissed out of my head.

by mad1 April 16, 2005

Ebensberger

A floor mat at a black traphouse

My bitch is being is being an ebensberger.

by The Nigger Blaster March 25, 2019