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dumbtasstic

adjective. Meant to define a person is a dumbass who is fantastic at being a dumbass.
"Did you hear about that guy who tried to commit suicide by giving himself an indian sunburn?"
"Wow that guy is dumbtasstic!"
by Jay Vane November 1, 2007
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Scrumpty Dumpty

The act of shoving an egg up someone's ass and fucking them til it's scrambled.
Last night was sweet, she let me give her a scrumpty dumpty.
by KougatPandora92 July 23, 2019
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Dumby dumb

When someone is an extreme dummy. DUMBY. B for emphasis.
You don't have the big gay, you have the big dumb. Or the dumby dumb.
Oh my God! Did you see how Angela eats her tacos? She eats from the bottom up! She's such a dumby dumb!
by dumbythicclegend October 11, 2018
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Humpty Dumpty

when you are sleeping at someone's house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape before they wake up.
I didnt want to say goodbye to her in the morning so I humpty dumpty-ed out of the house
by theweeeone August 19, 2010
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Humpty Dumpty

A sex move; used when you are holding the female in the air while banging her. Just before you are about to cum, you drop the girl on the floor and jizz all over her. You then leave the scene.
Mark: Did you bang that chick I saw you with last night?

Nick: Yeah, but I saw no future in the relationship, so I gave her a Humpty Dumpty and left.
by CompSci2 October 12, 2010
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Humpty Dumpty

a person who re-defines words to suit himself, rather than using words the way the dictionary defines them.

From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":

`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'

`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'

`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'
Person 1: I'm hungry.

Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.

Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2010
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