That thing your mother marries when your father and her aren't together anymore. It's basically his life goal to make your life a living hell. You're mother is too blind to see it, but you just want to give him a solid kick in the face, or stab. Whatever.
by TAMC September 17, 2012
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An act or attribute that signals to others that someone is a douchebag; mark of a douchebag.
The first known use of this phrase was by Taran G, Atlanta, GA, March, 2010
The first known use of this phrase was by Taran G, Atlanta, GA, March, 2010
by jacandy July 22, 2010
Get the douchebag tell mug.Marc: Hey check out that looser Jaques, thinks he can speak English now just because he's watched all the rocky movies.
Rick: It's true, Jaques is a real Sac a Douche
Rick: It's true, Jaques is a real Sac a Douche
by Max86 September 14, 2012
Get the Sac a douche mug.When a needy & pathetic girl posts/tweets her desperation for a boyfriend. Usually getting the attention of every douchebag who's able to read it, knowing they'll need little to no effort to get her, keep her, and treat her as crappy as they want.
Post: "I really wish I just had someone to be by my side. I'm so tired of being alone. Why doesn't anyone out there want me?"
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."
by Raixor November 24, 2013
Get the douchebag casting call mug.Greasy filthy scragley long haired ripped t-shirt, cowboy boot wearing skid. Chases cougars with his fake shity Nashville accent. Usually hangs out at local watering holes preying on the weak. Spreads round worms and Chlamydia to every person he interacts with including pets and wildlife.
Approace with caution, pepper spray and a Hazmat suite. Is known to have winey bitch tantrums and destroy private property.
Answers to the follows calls:
"Cooooorrrryyyy Maaarkwaaarrrt"
"Hey DC!"
Approace with caution, pepper spray and a Hazmat suite. Is known to have winey bitch tantrums and destroy private property.
Answers to the follows calls:
"Cooooorrrryyyy Maaarkwaaarrrt"
"Hey DC!"
"Did you see that Douche Cowboy over there? Coooryyy Maaarkkkwaart....Hey DC!"
"I think I got worms from that Douche Cowboy that took advantage of me when I was drunk."
"That Douche Cowboy' s long gross hair left grease marks on my furniture."
"That Douche Cowboy is so full of himself. Look at what he is Wearing he looks so stupid!
"I think I got worms from that Douche Cowboy that took advantage of me when I was drunk."
"That Douche Cowboy' s long gross hair left grease marks on my furniture."
"That Douche Cowboy is so full of himself. Look at what he is Wearing he looks so stupid!
by spacekitty123 February 2, 2017
Get the douche cowboy mug.A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get
Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche
"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche
"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."
by Aqualite March 6, 2017
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