El Dickado

El Dickado is a phrase created by a Polish man which is when a person is such a twat or any other annoyance they become an El Dickado

Amin: Hey Alan, i'm going to throw a ball around to then break some glass with it and leave after and eat some kebabs.

Alan: Mate, you are being such a prick, you are actually just an El Dickado

by AminTHE3rd March 31, 2020

dickanus

Someone who is being a 'dick' (as being annoying) and an 'anus' (retard)

That fucking dickanus is pissing me off.
Dickanus!
I've never seen such a bigger dickanus in my life!

by Roxton September 13, 2006

Dickafy

a male that likes to stick there dick into a vagina or an anus.

1.Hey thanks for that nice dickafy you gave me.
2.If you bend down Ima DICKAFY you!

by pct013 January 1, 2009

dickage

Quite simply, male genitalia.

My dickage is on show, bruv.

by spunko December 19, 2003

Dickage

To lay the dick down just right and in good measure.

"Man, I gave her good dickage the other night. She realy couldn't take it!"

by Sam O November 16, 2006

Dickage

to take a male humans dick and pwn a female humans vagina.

"There is some serious dickage going on in their room."

by Quagalicious-Louise-Negra August 19, 2009

Dickanomics

Dickanomics is a subject most preferred by penis enthusiasts. Specifically the term is used when one party seeks to master a particular way one penis works.

Jason: Babe, you are stroking too hard. You need to loosen your grip and twist a bit using your mouth.

Girl: So if I pay attention, does this mean I pass Jason's Dickanomics 101?

by breakthepanorama March 16, 2010