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doucheboucary

adj; 1. a sudden infiltration of douche bags

2. an overwhelming amount of douche bags
We have to get out of here. The party was sweet til Joe and his doucheboucary came.

"How was Black Finn last night?"

"It was just a doucheboucary, pink polo popped collars everywhere!'
by Hazematic June 2, 2011
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duschbox

(pronounced doosh-box)

A computer that contains a processor barely good enough to sustain even the simplest of programs. They most commonly run at speeds no greater than the slowest of duschboxes. Often conserves power by randomly shutting its self off, and is frequently mistaken for heavy construction.
1. "Dude don't open MSN.. Limewire's still running..You'll fuck up my Duschbox."

2. Aaron: "Hey man, why'd you log off?"
Sam: "Aw sorry bro.. My um, uhh.. well.. err.. My sistah
pulled the plug."
Aaron: "Hmm.. yeah sure... Don't be blaming your sister for your fucked up duschbox!"

3. Mother: "TURN OFF THAT COMPUTER, AND GO TO BED!!"
Son: "I did"
Mother: "OH, DON'T YOU BULLSHIT ME.. I CAN HEAR THE FUCKING DUSCHBOX FROM UP HERE!!"
by Halpin Productions November 22, 2007
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douchebox

someone even lower than a douchebag, yet higher than a douchebucket
steve's a douchebox
by beanerman557 October 14, 2008
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Douchebog

1) A neighborhood with a high concentration of douchebags. See also: Allston, Williamsburg, and The Mission District of SF.

2) The residence of a douchebag.
Guy 1:Allston is a shithole; you can't walk without tripping over an emaciated PBR chugging trust-funder wearing a ratty hoodie and skinny jeans.

Guy 2: Yeah, it's a Douchebog.

Passing hipster: *drinks PBR, vomits on self*
by feral nerd October 15, 2008
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Dingleberry Douschebag

a person that is not a total douschebag but is yet cool in your way of choosing.
Colton is a Dingleberry Douschebag because he is awesome.
by Travis McAlister December 22, 2008
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Douchebomb

When you put the fake subject of your photo in the foreground (like a scratch on your finger or a Starbucks cup), and casually leave the real subject in the background (like an Hermes tote, your pumped bicep, or the BMW logo on your new steering wheel)
Person A: "Who's the douche with the Jaguar keys next to the tanning lotion captioned 'Can't Wait for Summer'?"

Person B: That's the most blatant douchebomb I've ever seen.
by IcarusKC May 27, 2014
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douscheberry

another form of dousche bag. someone who is a douscheberry or douscheberry pie is usually a dousche bag that acts like a fruit.
That guy is such a douscheberry.
by zb12 April 30, 2006
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