douchetardassface

someone who is a total dumbass, and who has made a fool of themself. a slagging that is to totally offend the person who has done wrong..

*guy walks into a pole*
(other guy says) haha that guy is such a douchetardassface!!

by jus4phun993 May 13, 2009

douchetard

One who is stupid or blinded by their arrogance; One that knows nothing.

"Aaron thinks he's better than me at drumset! What a DOUCHETARD!!

by Post-Toastee September 2, 2003

Doucette

Noun, often capitalized French slang for duck (waterfowl)

The President was a lame Doucette duing the final days of his term.

We roasted him like a Doucette.

by crankyboss November 15, 2010

douchetard

a simple amallgamation of douche and a tard. usualy one asscociated with the US supreme court, or the US government and its officials

oh wow... george bush is SUCh a douchetard...

by Zerstörung February 21, 2008

douchetard

An annoying perv who sneaks up behind you on the dance floor and, under the guise of "dancing", grinds his nasty dick against your ass.

That stupid douchetard wouldn't leave me alone, so I backhanded him across the nuts.

by A Plus December 14, 2008

Douschette

Particular University Girls

1) who are completely unintelligent
2) think they're the most gorgeous girls on the face of this planet (when theyre not even close)
3) gives off a bitchy vibe to anyone they talk to
4) All of her friends have turned against her
5) She calls her professor "Prof"

6) She has the sleeziest boyfriend you'll ever meet.
7) Wears THEE sluttiest clothes you'll ever see.
8) Sleeps with Every guy on campus
8) A Girl with absolutely no CLASS

"Omg did you see what Jess G. was wearing? Her boobs were flopping around on the dance floor and she poured her drink all over her best friend and told her to get her another one!"

"What a douschette!"

by FedUp2010 May 13, 2010

shane doucette

A pussy

Look a Shane Doucette he's a pussy.

by Clarkie55 January 15, 2014