Douchepods

A pair of people who not only act like complete douchebags, but do it simultaneously.

Those douchepods always crash my parties and bring all of their friends

by The crafty cutie March 11, 2009

Douchebook

Synonym for Facebook.

A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.

A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.

A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.

Douchebook sued themselves for copyrighting stupidity in its entirety and instantly imploded up their own collective assholes.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.

by Swiss Toni November 28, 2010

douchebooking

The act of describing, in embarrassing detail, your personal DRAMA on the Walls of Facebook - much to the discomfort of all your "Friends."

Posting things on your Wall such as "OMG! How could you douchebook on me?" or "You're a big slut and I never want to see you again! Welcome to being douchebooked" or "He's such an asshole that he deserves to be douchebooked! or How could you cheat on me with that whore. I'm so going to douchebook you! or just posting some sorry-ass, vague, attention demanding thing like I'm so depressed. This is the ultimate annoying form of douchebooking. Attention whores tend to douchebook a lot.

by no douchebooking! May 1, 2010

Doucheboater

The act of being a douche while in public
for ex. Tom and Matt are at the bar and two girls walk up

Tom: hey sexy bitches how bout a drink for you two??
Matt: bro you only got twenty bucks left??
Tom: ( blank expressionless face) your such a doucheboater.

A made up ice cream dessert that consists of chocolate ice cream mixed with melted peanut butter.

Douche boater, asshat, douche conoe, douche, fucking fucker, pussy blocker, cunt, dickhead, fuckhead, assclown, doucheboater

by Mac daddy de March 13, 2010

DoucheCopter

Someone who has the rare ability to drop a douchey comment in even the most remote of conversations

That guy was such a douchecopter he managed to insult us from the other side of this crowded auditorium.

by Bassrabi February 20, 2011

douchard

A soulless blood maggot that feasts upon the destruction of joy ; the enemy of human emotion.

Even though I warned him not to, that douchard told me how the last Harry Potter book ends.

by Earl Grey Hot September 6, 2009

Doucherdom

The amount of douchery one possesses.

Justin Beiber demonstrated a great level of doucherdom when he spit upon his fans below.

by Racnut September 1, 2013