Douchehat

An individual who tends to appear in public wearing a douche-bag as a headdress. This act may be associated with an individual who exhibits the character traits of a douche, but typically derive from acceptable contexts, suggesting less malintent. That is, an individual may convey the opinions of a douche in context, but not in their overall life. See "Douche".

Individual 1: "Ben is a douchebag!"

Individual 2: "No, he just likes to argue"

Individual 1: "This is true, we cannot fault him for this, but his sentiments remain distasteful; as a result, he is a douchehat!"

by wordsmith5 July 16, 2011

doucherary

When you are responsible to do something that you know is going to make you look and feel like a douche. Similar to fiduciary responsibility, except instead of being responsible for money, you are responsible for something that is going to make you a douche bag. Almost always used with "responsibility" after it, because most of us don't want to be a douche, but hey, we've all HAD to pull the douche card at some point.

For instance, being a wingman for your drunk little brother while he's shirtless in a nightlclub is your doucherary responsibility.

It was my douchery responsibility to be a dick to her because she was being a psycho bitch to my friends all night.

When I'm on Spring Break, it is my douchery responsibility to grind on every hottie on the dance floor.

by PimpinAintEasy March 22, 2013

douchematician

A mathematician who tends to be an insufferable douchebag. Generally used playfully between friends or acquaintances, though it can also be used passive-aggressively to mask true feelings.

Chris is being a douchematician.

by Immaridel March 31, 2015

douchebagtastic

Someone who is incredibly fantastic at being the biggest douchebag imaginable

How was your date with Jimmy?
"Oh my God, he took me to McDonald's for dinner, said he forgot his wallet and after I paid for his dinner, he asked if I wanted to go out for drinks. He is absolutely douchebagtastic.

by KaySeeDubya October 16, 2017

douchekathot

a douchekathot is a person who exceeds the limits of a douche and a thot combined into one. therefore creating a DOUCHEKATHOT. they're stingy little buttholes who like to call you short stack and think they're the shit on the bricks. alrighty bye.

penis and vagina salad for the douchekathots.

by penis and vagina salad. March 6, 2019

Douchematic

A person who naturally acts like a douche without knowledge of doing so.

My friend is always like a douche and doesn't know it. He's a real douchematic.

by ThatOneasshole25 December 13, 2019

Douchematic

Someone who naturally acts like a douche without the knowledge of doing so.

My friend is always a douche without knowing it. He is such a douchematic.

by ThatOneasshole25 December 13, 2019