Douchers are your basic, everyday douchebags. Self-unaware and socially inept, Douchers are overly materialistic to compensate for what they lack in character. Everything they own is excessively large and/or loud (eg., Hummers, Powerboats, Trucks and Jeeps with excessively large wheels and lift-kits, etc.)
In conversation, Douchers can be seen talking with their hands and flexing their muscles to distract the other person from listening to their socially retarded jargon spewing from their mouths. They are completely unaware of their behavior, but to the other person it's obvious unless they are also retarded douchers themselves.
Douchers are borderline homosexuals in the sense that they're too retarded to even realize they're gay. They diss and leave their girlfriends alone all the time to go hangout in the gym for hours with their "bros," where they perform ambiguously gay acts to each other such as smackig their asses with towels and lightly tapping their balls in the locker rooms. Giggling and abundant laughter typically follows each ambiguous, homosexual act because they fucking love it. After long hours of bromancing, they return to their girlfriends where they immediately turn into assholes, kicks her around and takes their repressed, homosexual tension onto her.
In conversation, Douchers can be seen talking with their hands and flexing their muscles to distract the other person from listening to their socially retarded jargon spewing from their mouths. They are completely unaware of their behavior, but to the other person it's obvious unless they are also retarded douchers themselves.
Douchers are borderline homosexuals in the sense that they're too retarded to even realize they're gay. They diss and leave their girlfriends alone all the time to go hangout in the gym for hours with their "bros," where they perform ambiguously gay acts to each other such as smackig their asses with towels and lightly tapping their balls in the locker rooms. Giggling and abundant laughter typically follows each ambiguous, homosexual act because they fucking love it. After long hours of bromancing, they return to their girlfriends where they immediately turn into assholes, kicks her around and takes their repressed, homosexual tension onto her.
by anathema July 5, 2019
Get the Douchermug. by PeachPie45 October 27, 2009
Get the Douchermug. a self centered jerk, A guy that thinks hes better then everyone else, a guy that cheats, a man whore, A guy with a small dick that acts like its big! ,A dumb guy that smokes and drinks ALOT, A guy that lies about everything and can't be trusted.
by gurlzthtdgaf March 7, 2011
Get the Douchermug. by john stromboli January 3, 2021
Get the Doucher than a body washmug. by austin's lover July 18, 2010
Get the douchermug. will is a doucher
by /\/\i(@E1@ July 7, 2011
Get the Douchermug. A person who is guilty of committing douchebaggery.
A person who is acting like a pussy/asshole/jerk.
A person who is acting like a pussy/asshole/jerk.
That doucher in the red car just cut me off!!
Look at that doucher over there, with the fake bake tan and lip gloss.
Stop being such a doucher and come out with us tonight!
Look at that doucher over there, with the fake bake tan and lip gloss.
Stop being such a doucher and come out with us tonight!
by Doc Cock May 20, 2010
Get the douchermug.