Doucheez

/ˈdo͞oSH,ēz/ Plural

Pompous adolescents easily identified by gaudy apparel, and resounding vulgarity. Most commonly fueled by off brand energy drinks, and high proof grain alcohol distilled in bathtubs. Indigenous (but not exclusive) to the Las Vegas Strip, and Downtown Huntington Beach.

I tend to avoid Las Vegas because of it's overwhelming population of Doucheez. douche douchebag bro Justin Bieber

by D-Row Roughknuckles November 8, 2017

Douchekadush

A good for nothing , lying , thieving , chlamydia having , soon to have aids , passed around for free to homelesss and ugly BURNT bitches. Aka “Hocus Pocus” “HP Sulley” “A.S”

This douchekadush is awfully noticeable.

by Anon172345 May 21, 2023

douchehoe

a douchebag and a manwhore mixed into one big jerk

the douchehoe "gets around" and then doesn't call!

by samiamxoxoxo August 4, 2009

Douchebreeder

A heterosexual who embodies all negative traits of heterosexuals, especially male ones.

I feel uncomfortable around Mike with his popped collar, fake tan, and Axe body spray; he's such a douchebreeder.

by A Cow Told Me To Write This January 19, 2011

Doucheberg

lameness of Titanic proportions

The way he dresses is really just the tip of the doucheberg.

by Civixen March 9, 2008

doucheget

Someone who is both a douchebag and a fagget simultaneously.

"That kid owes me $2200 for my car!"

"What a doucheget"

by Zaq Hill May 1, 2006

douchehead

the next worse thing after a douchebag.

my word for chase, the varsity boys hockey goalie for phillips academy andover, given at the E/a winter games of 2007, where the phillips exeter academy boys owned the smurfs.

crowd: "POOOOOTTTTERRR!"
me: "is a douchehead!"
gar: "hun its a douchebag."
me: "shutup i made it up."

by mhm sure March 2, 2007