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Douchebooty

Something you call your friends when you can’t think of a good comeback to an insult that hit very close to home.
Guy 1: You are incredibly lonely.
Guy 2: You’re a douchebooty.
by Jim McStrangefacw November 15, 2018
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Douchebastic

A cross between Douchebag and Spastic
Dude, what he said was foul and uncalled for...straight up douchebastic
by Shackdriver February 10, 2020
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douchette

Anyone who has been influenced from a douche and has started to show signs of doucheism.

The son or daughter of a douche.
Sally, who hung out with Natasha the douche, started to show signs of becoming a douchette.
by pizza delivery guy October 19, 2008
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douchenuts

Someone who is beyond the regular level of douche. So much of a douche that you are the nuts of a douche. Derived from the word doughnut.
What EXACTLY is this guy wearing??? Buttoned, over a button-up shirt?? With all the arms pushed up? What a douchenuts!!!!!
by Aasim Syed May 23, 2008
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douchett

A female version of a douchebag. Someone who is no longer a bitch but hasn't yet evolved to a cunt level. douchebag
I have known her for years. She always been a bitch but recently she has become a real douchett.
by Merav June 14, 2008
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Douchebuck

Noun. A combination of the words: Douchebag, and Starbucks.

One of the many individuals whom you find consistently loitering outside of your nearest Starbucks Coffee.

Douchebucks are known for attempting to dress "trendy", and gravitate outside and around Starbucks for sometimes hours on end. Many speculate as to what these people are really doing, because it's very clear that they're not drinking coffee for six hours straight.
Douchbuck, singular:

"Hey you! Yeah, douchbuck I'm talking to you. Stop pretending to drink coffee from that empty cup, fold up the laptop, and leave."

Douchebuck, plural:

"These douchbucks are ALWAYS lurking. I wonder what they are really doing..."
by N. Adamson January 23, 2009
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Douchette Baguette

A douche bag like chick that prefers to date douche bags.
Ali from the Bachelorette Season 6 is a Douchette Baguette.
by nrobin August 3, 2010
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