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doucheronomy

The study of everything that is douchy. A true master of doucheronomy would do certian things as follows:

Wear gold chains
Complain bitterly about their food order and send it back
Stare at another person incessantly
Text on their phone like they were some kind of big shit
Have balls hanging from their pickup trucks
Wear sandals with a big toe loop(this could also be considered a faggot)
Talk loudly on cell phone in public situations

A person of theses traits will have a pungent odor of vinegar which is the main ingredient in douche. They will be unaware of their scent and think they smell pleasant, but in acutality they smell of douche. The only treatment to this malidy is to ingest large quantities of baking soda to counteract their douchocity. There is no cure. This ailment will eventually lead the victim to wear leather pants and drive a mini cooper. Research goes on to address this problem but we are years away from any viable cure.

Call poison control if you see anyone displaying the above traits.
David Hasselhoff is a professor of doucheronomy
by Douchebegone May 4, 2011
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doucherectomy

When one attempts to reinvent oneself in the hope of excising or removing one's douche-like qualities
Chris: Mike is such a shitpile. I can't handle it anymore.

Kevin: I don't know, he'd probably say that's 'subjectable'
Chris: How can he? He's a useless twat lip
Kevin: He might not be so bad if he got a doucherectomy
Chris: There's no help for him
by Cebbin December 31, 2013
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douceline

Douceline is rare interesting species that can only be found in particular regions. She is incredibly devoted to Geography and passionate about life. If you happen to come across her you should always spend your time with her because she is very special. Every second you spend with her is blessing you should be grateful for, everyone in the world should have chance to meet her before they die.
Stranger: Is that Douceline?

Me: Yea
Stranger: OMG! I have to go talk to her.
by Douceline February 28, 2018
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doumero

The day after tomorrow pertaining to the time in which it was said
pronounced - /dju ˈmɒrəʊ/
UK English - dumeroe
mom - "I'm making a roast turkey for dinner doumero!"
son - "but what are we having tomorrow?"
by Mr. quack234 November 15, 2022
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Douber

A double dose of outstanding or supreme geekiness. (Double + uber = douber).
"James thinks that reading up on quantum teleportation is pretty damn bitchin'. What a douber."
by Martina Booth December 11, 2009
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doucebagary

partaking in the action of being a doucebag.
The republican uprising on tax day was nothing more than utter doucebagary.
by howlinscot April 15, 2009
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Douchey Doucherton

This title is given only to those who have leapt past the normal limits of douchiness. These individuals have gone far beyond the wife beater, Ed Hardy, sunglass wearing antics of a general douchebags. For these select few douchedom has become an art.
He slept with your sister while you were in the other room? What a Douchey Doucherton!!!
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