dook effect

the effect in which someone will see a word as spelled correctly despite it being misspelled

The sign said "Please use side dook", but the person saw it as "Please use side door" because of the dook effect.

by Moximas December 25, 2016

Silk Dook

Dropping a shit so smooth it slides right out with no remnants affording a one swipe wipe.

My diet is on fleek right now. Nothing but a daily silk dook.

by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

Emergency dook

When you have to shit really bad and seeing the house triggers your bowels to loosen and the poop starts pushing at your balloon knot because it knows you are so close to the goal. Once you reach the toilet it all just falls out in the nick of time.

"I was stuck in traffic and I had Mexican for lunch and once I turned the corner onto my street I got a case of the Emergency dooks! I barely made it."

by Stevtro85 April 22, 2010

dook of earl

An extremely large bowel movement, i.e. the big dook.

Woah, I just had a dook of earl with contact that required three flushes. I must be ten pounds lighter than before I sat down.

by drbosso January 6, 2009

plop a dook

Take a dump, pinch a loaf, go number 2.....

I've really gotta plop a dook before we leave.

by GoAppState March 11, 2008

dook silk

The long threadlike silky string connecting ones recently excreted dangling dookie to ones sphincter. (Usually after ingesting fibrous foods) .

After Bobs 3rd attempt at wiping himself, he realized the problem , a six inch strand of dook silk.

by Pesky TJ December 25, 2018

dook

When beating another in a game of Starcraft or any other online game. Or being d00ked, as in being killed or owned or screwed in more ways than one.

1. Man, you just d00ked him.
2. He's d00king that guy so badly.
3. We just got d00ked.

by Zero April 8, 2003