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Silk Dook

Dropping a shit so smooth it slides right out with no remnants affording a one swipe wipe.
My diet is on fleek right now. Nothing but a daily silk dook.
by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018
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Chook-a-dook

When you see something that you really like you would exclaim, “Chook-a-dook”. The phrase is pronounced like the word look or book.

Origin: Canada (Nova Scotia) since 1974.
That dinner was chook-a-dook! I will order it again.

Wow, chook-a-dook to that guy. I love him.
by DKS799 October 8, 2018
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Fooking dook

1. Used as a expletive to describe situations of extreme absurdidy, frustration, confusion, anger, grief and ecstasy.

2. An exclamation to emphasize the importance of a phrase or point in common conversation.

3. A preface to any discussion or siteing of sheep in the Irish countryside.

Entomology: The term originated in Ireland when a play was witnessed by a group of Irish lititure students. In this play, the characters kept screaming “fooking bingo” to the point that when the students arrived back at their hotel and noticed a rubber duck in the bathroom, they had no choice but to shriek “its a fooking dook”. From this point forward, fooking dook became a substitute for phrases like: fuck, shit, fucking shit, etc. It is important to note that fooking is an expletive while the word fucking is used to describe sex. Therefore a fooking dook and a fucking duck are two very different things.
“Fooking dook, I still haven’t finished my Ireland Paper and it’s due in one hour!”

Oh my god!!! They left us a fooking dook!”

*drops plate full of food on the floor* “FOOKING DOOK”

“Fooking dook, it’s a sheep.”
by Fooking sheep May 19, 2018
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dook larue

A silly drummer dog from rockafire explosion. Usually wearing a space suit, though his early version had a different outfit. Turned into a lizard looking thing named ozone in the moonrockers, and turned into Pasqualle in CEC.
"Dook Larue is my favorite member of the rockafire explosion! "
"Me too! I hope to own my own dook animatronic some day! "
by Only the Cheesiest of toast December 30, 2021
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dook of earl

An extremely large bowel movement, i.e. the big dook.
Woah, I just had a dook of earl with contact that required three flushes. I must be ten pounds lighter than before I sat down.
by drbosso January 6, 2009
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plop a dook

I've really gotta plop a dook before we leave.
by GoAppState March 11, 2008
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dook silk

The long threadlike silky string connecting ones recently excreted dangling dookie to ones sphincter. (Usually after ingesting fibrous foods) .
After Bobs 3rd attempt at wiping himself, he realized the problem , a six inch strand of dook silk.
by Pesky TJ December 25, 2018
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