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Donkey Dick

1) An individual, who secretly obtains a large component of himself, in which is kept in his bottoms.

2) A male specimen, in which manifests/harbors such goods, that women would announce him as, "severely endowed".

3) "Donkey Dick", may also be known, as a woman's best friend, preferably known as the most perfect guy on earth. Yes, perfection may not exist, but this one loving individual, would be known as perfectly imperfect, in many peoples eyes. Other than the obvious satisfaction, from looking into this individuals boxers, he also provides many other satisfactory traits, these may go as follows; fantastic best friend, cutest person known to man, etc. This very special person, may also be seen as a lifesaver, as he has helped to keep the weakest ones strong in their hour of need and for that, he shall be forever thanked.

4) Although this person has managed to obtain, so many qualities, he can also be the most infuriating person on the planet, his constant need for sexual desire, noted here ;).

5) As well as being infuriating, this individual, could also be referred to as influential, because they have manage to influence people into making right decisions in life, rather than making them go off on a tangent and taking the wrong pathways.

6) Finally, this person, could also be described as extremely intelligent, due to some of the things they discuss, when they may not realize it for themselves, and no matter what they think, there are so many people proud of them.
1) "Oh wow, that person over there, must manifest a Donkey Dick".
2) "Looks like I've only gone and found myself a Donkey Dick".
by bigbootyhoe96 October 20, 2014
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donkey-dick

A donkey-dick is a very big uncircumcised schlong.
I"ve got 8", but a fellow cadet, Jason, has a donkey-dick!
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strawberry floppy-donkey-dick

the excessively large penis generally used in a strawberry shortcock.
"Girl. That is some nasty strawberry floppy-donkey-dick. woa."
by Paul SN November 27, 2007
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by lj March 27, 2005
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Donkey dick

Hey man I'm starving i think I'm gonna go to food barn and get a donkey dicksub fat donkey dick
by Sundialist93 October 17, 2015
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donkey dick

An Electrovoice RE20 dynamic microphone.
"Let's put a donkey dick on that kick drum."
by strangersdieeveryday February 22, 2009
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sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.
You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.
by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010
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