oh my god! you just cracked my skateboard. you donk!
I can't believe you said that stupid thing! you donk!
I can't believe you said that stupid thing! you donk!
by blonde_bombshell December 5, 2007
Get the donkmug. A name given to a person who acts in a manner adverse or inconsistently to the situation at hand or with people present. At that, this person has opened him/herself to the utmost radical degree of criticism. This most likely results in the person killing him/herself. At best, this person abstains from any kind of contact with any person due to the fact that everyone would most likely want to donkey punch him/her.
Alex: Hey guys what's up!
Dito: Nothing much man just chilling having some drinks.
Alex: Can I buy you a pitcher of your choice please? After all you invited me to this bar.
Dito: Hey Bob, come over here. Is this guy gay?
Bob: No man, I'm pretty sure he's just a donk.
Dito: Oh okay, I was about to stick him in the face.
Alex: Hey! thats not ni...
Dito and Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY!
Dito: Nothing much man just chilling having some drinks.
Alex: Can I buy you a pitcher of your choice please? After all you invited me to this bar.
Dito: Hey Bob, come over here. Is this guy gay?
Bob: No man, I'm pretty sure he's just a donk.
Dito: Oh okay, I was about to stick him in the face.
Alex: Hey! thats not ni...
Dito and Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY!
by Ralphi September 13, 2010
Get the Donkmug. It means ridiculous and is short for "ridonkulous," but unlike "ridonkulous," saying it won't get you beaten up.
"Yo, this is donk, I was only a minute over my parking meter and I got a ticket!"
"That shit last night was donk, I talked to my shins for three hours"
"That shit last night was donk, I talked to my shins for three hours"
by idiomaddict January 5, 2010
Get the Donkmug. (-n,v,adj,adv) a word that has literally any meaning, with the loosest connotation in the english language.
1.(-n) That Bitch is such a donk.
2.(-adv) I apprehended the suspect in a donk manner.
3.(-adj) That was a donk-tastic sammich.
4.(-v) Dude, you should definitely donk on her face.
2.(-adv) I apprehended the suspect in a donk manner.
3.(-adj) That was a donk-tastic sammich.
4.(-v) Dude, you should definitely donk on her face.
by traap March 29, 2011
Get the DONKmug. by Jigabob12 August 19, 2008
Get the Donkmug. 1) The sound a computer makes when certain types of error messages or pop-ups appear on the screen of your monitor;
2) To block access to something on a computer because of an error message or pop-up.
2) To block access to something on a computer because of an error message or pop-up.
I just got a donk from a menu screen on my computer, so I have to 'x" it out to get to the next link.
by pentozali October 19, 2007
Get the donkmug. Jayme: Did you hear what Britney said about her lady part?
Chris: No, What?
Jayme: It was hanging out.
Chris: Thats donks man!
Jayme: Totally donks!
Chris: No, What?
Jayme: It was hanging out.
Chris: Thats donks man!
Jayme: Totally donks!
by Chryme March 11, 2009
Get the Donksmug.