douchebag credits

when a person, especially a celebrity, has built up so much goodwill that they would be excused from a heinous act. Created by comedian Christopher Titus.

Tom Hanks has so many douchebag credits that if he were to punch a nun, the first thing people would do is ask what the nun did to make Tom so angry.

by cra0422 December 1, 2015

Douche buds

Another name for Apple air pods.

That jerk walking down the street can’t hear you, he has his douche buds in.

by GoTerps00 June 16, 2018

captain douche

In a classroom or work setting captain douche would be the most egotistical and outgoing guy. He loudly shares his political opinions, life lessons and sexual exploits. He may be a loner or in a group of other douche friends but he far exceeds them with his obnoxious outgoing nature.

"THERE AREN'T ENOUGH CHICKS IN THIS CLASS!"
"I'M TO THE RIGHT OF LIMBAUGH"
"LIBERALS!? WORK! THAT'S A FIRST."

If you hear these types of phrases on a daily basis from this individual, you are dealing with a captain douche.

by slugbeast July 22, 2009

Douche Factory

Any business or scholastic entity that attracts douchebags or promotes douchebaggery to the extent that the vast majority of the members of that entity become douchebags. Douche factories are frequently law firms, real estate agencies, fraternity houses, or the University of Tennessee.

Hey, why did Steve change his name to Brody, start over-gelling his hair, wearing sunglasses upside down and backwards on his head, and carrying his man-bag around everywhere, even to the movie theater?

Yeah, he was fine until he started working for Remax and driving that smart-car.

Oh man, that place is such a douche factory.

by nomanbags April 1, 2010

Douchebag

Someone who has surpassed Jerk and Asshole but hasn't quite reached Motherfucker

John is being a douchebag toward Taylor by telling everyone her secrets.

by spbwhat May 11, 2016

Douche Taggery

Tagging someone in an event they are not playing at, a part of, or have ever been to. Tagging someone in a picture/image that is completely unrelated to their known interests. Douche Tagging someone to further your purpose by affiliating someone else with your event/picture to get more likes/interest. Another Version/Lowest form of Tag Spam: Douche Tag/Taggery.

This promoter is tagging every known DJ on this flyer , his level of Douche Taggery rises with every event.

by Professional Kid September 6, 2013

San Diego Douchebag

Noun.

A douchebag of such magnitude that it could cleanse a whale's vagina. From Ron Burgandy's made up definition of San Diego as German for "a whale's vagina."

Guy 1: That Ron is such a douchebag.

Guy 2: He's a San Diego Douchebag.

Gay 1: For real.

by Max C. Webster, III November 29, 2010