if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
by Stefan Woo March 1, 2005
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A D'mitri is a boy next door type that you can fall in love with and can break your heart. Be careful, he is hard to unravel and very stubborn. Underneath his big walls, there is love.
Man: Hey, is that D'mitri over there?
Woman: Yes, I believe so.
Man: I better go say hi.
Woman: I rather not. He and I are just neighbors. I wish we could be more.
Woman: Yes, I believe so.
Man: I better go say hi.
Woman: I rather not. He and I are just neighbors. I wish we could be more.
by Mary Jane 111 March 16, 2010
Get the D'mitri mug.slang for (arguabley) the most powerful psychedelic drug on earth; DMT (Di Methyl Tryptamine) which is also a natural human neuro-transmitter thought to be related to birth, death, and the soul. Can be found in thousands of plant and animal species throughout the world, including humans. It is the active ingredient in the ancient tribal brew from south america; ayahuasca.
by andylandy January 21, 2007
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I went on a journey with my boy Demitri the other day and saw aliens that looked like Hindu gods, I was trippin balls.
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Get the Demitri mug.The absolute worst goal you can ever picture in the history of any sport. Often times, Demitri goals can be seen in NHL 08, when incredibly terrible goals are scored. However, more often than not, give the controller to a person who cannot play the game at all, and atleast 1 demitri goal will be scored.
Sam and Jason are playing NHL 08. Sam shoots the puck from the point. It bounces off of 3 players, hits the back of the boards, bounces back, hits the goalie in the head, hits the post, comes back and hits the goalie in the back and trickles in.
Jason "That was such a demitri goal".
Jason "That was such a demitri goal".
by merhotty91 April 29, 2008
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