The 4th level of disguise

He either forgot one or he deliberately withheld it so if he won't tell you... I will.

Hym "The 4th level of disguise is this... I am."

Iam "Huh?"

Hym "Huh? No not you. The 4th level of disguise."

Iam "What?"

Hym "THE 4TH LEVEL OF DISGUISE! I'M EXPLAINING IT."

Iam "Oh! Well, what is it? I want to know."

Hym "It's 'I am.' I just AM this now. That is reality. I am this. That's the disguise."

Iam "Ooooooh... Wait! Am I a disguise!?"

Hym "NO! Well... No. I mean... You're not me. Hey, I donno, KINDA."

Iam "Oh... Ok. Well... We're out of coffee. So..."

Hym "Oh. Well, get me something while you're out. Get some Kombucha!"

Iam *Sigh* "You know you're not like it-"

Hym "DON'T CARE! THE TASTE IS WEIRD AND THE CARBONATION IS GOOD! KOMBUCHA OR DEATH!"

Iam *groan* "Yeah, just don't complain when I-"

Hym "I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN!"

Iam *Sigh* "Alright."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

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Dicksguise

A guy who says and does "nice" things but is doing them for his own selfish gain.

ALSO

A man who is attractive and grown but still acts like an immature little boy.

Person1: How was last night with John?

Person2: He seemed really nice but at the end of the night I found out he was just in dicksguise.

by theyspeakthetruth January 27, 2017

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disguyse

Refers to an appearance-altering device/substance dat's intended to make someone/something look/sound/act like an adult human male.

In da Sherlock Holmes story, "A Scandal In Bohemia", Irene Adler states dat she often dresses up as a man because said disguyse allows her to move about London more freely and inconspicuously than if observers realized dat she was actually a lady.

by QuacksO August 14, 2022

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