dingleberries

–noun, singular -rry.
Slang. small clots of dried shit clinging to the rump of an animal or to the anal hairs of a human being.

"Beware those 'optimists' who publicly declare they can plant their dingleberries in the fetid soil of consumer society & harvest a bouquet of roses the following summer. They're just cracking walnuts with their ass."

--Henry Chinaski, "The Pisswild Horses of Perdition" (Black Sparrow Press, 1973)

by Chance Wayne May 24, 2010

Pinkleberries

The little white balls of slime men get in the hair under their armpits when they use white stick deodorant.

Man i have to switch to clear stick deodorant because this white stuff is leaving pinkleberries under my arms

by bumper2576 April 18, 2009

Tinkleberries

The rolled up balls of tiolet paper that get stuck in your anal hair after wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.

Boy do I need to shower to get all of those tinkleberries out of my hole.

by Michael June 1, 2004

Tinkleberries

Droplets of pee that gets suck in ones pussy hair or in an animals fur.

That tinkleberrie is making my undies wet!

by Ashley January 25, 2005

dingleberries

Balls of hard shit that hangs from ones ass. A real pain to get them off in the shower.

"Fuck, I have dingleberries again? third time this week!"

by ICEFIRE December 21, 2013

dingleberries

A man's testicles

Ow! Don't kick my dingleberries, Nate!

by cavecharm October 31, 2014

Dingleberries

Tiny lumps of crusty shit stuck to the hairs of your arseole after taking a good shit.

Excuse me while I just pop to the shithouse but I need to get rid of some dingleberries from my arseole

by FARTPANTS44 August 29, 2018