Dingleberryologist

A master of dingleberries. This individual has a depth of knowledge pertaining to the study of shit crumb entanglement in ass hair. He or she has a complex understanding of the etiology of this common complaint. Their understanding of dingleberries extends beyond the experience itself and delves into the incidence, prevalence, regression, growth, and essentially ubiquitous nature of this process.

Matt is a fucking dingleberryologist; that kid really gets it when shit gets stuck in your ass hair.

by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018

Dingledorfing

The act of committing various acts of shenanigans to the highest degree

Stevan "hey want to go dingledorfing later today on vrchat"

Ace "sure it would be so fun"

by the bingleborf August 26, 2022

Dingleflip

(v.) to do a backflip and break your dingle in the process; to break an important organ or bone in your body while backflipping
(n.) a situation in which the victim's dingle (or other body part) is broken due to a backflip

(v.) I dingleflipped on the toilet yesterday, and broke my dingle.
(n.) Natalie had a dingleflip in gymnastics class yesterday!

by heughs jass June 21, 2023

Deodorant Dingleberries

The small crumbs of roll-on deodorant that cake up inside armpit hair after usage.

I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.

by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008

Flowering Dingle-bush

The tangled mass of hairs, toilet paper balls a shit that resides in an ass crack.

The itch in my ass can most likely be attributed to the Flowering Dingle-bush that has recently taken root.

by HAMR6660 September 29, 2011

dingleberry jam

A jam-like consistant concoction produced in one's ass crack when sweaty butt cheeks churn dingleberries.

I think I left a streak of dingleberry jam on my whitey tighties after my jog.

by SkiSkiSki April 5, 2008

Dingle-Dork

From the latin, dingle, and the Amero-English, dork, this term signifies an expression of jocularity, usually expressed amongst friends while hanging 'around' playing video games. One often hears this phrase in conjuction with others, such as, "You ass-munch!", or "Tool-faced whore!".

Scene: Billy is playing Battlefield 2 with his friend Gary. During the game, Gary head-shots Billy, killing him with a single bullet. Miffed, Billy cries out, "You dingle-dork!"

by Robert Wicker October 29, 2007