Delbert

A guy that is amazing with a little twist, always great in bed, blessed with a 10 inch wang, and uses his tongue wisely. He will pretend to love you deeply but his heart is cold.

Get you a soul snatcher like Delbert, but don't get your heart broke by Delbert!

by Untamed shawty December 20, 2016

dillbert

a boy who is silly
likes to smoke pot
often compared to towely from south park
real name must be DILLON

monica - dillbert get your ass over her and smoke a fucking blunt
dillbert - ok anything for the grass!!

:-) <-- dillbert once he is high

by monica d January 11, 2008

diljerk

the impotent guy at sex parties who thinks that 12 inch rubber dong he's running around with makes up for his, uh, shortcomings.

she: "I was totally going down on this girl when some diljerk came up behind me and tried to 'please me' with his rubber cock. Impotent fuck."

by Stuey B June 13, 2007

Delbert

A gangster with skill, he knows how to get women and is the no scope god as well as an excellent troller

Delbert knows how to troll good man

by XXXMACVVV December 6, 2017

dilder smack

A male who becomes angry with his lover but plays it off smoothly. Revenge in an essence. When the lover is performing felletio and the male climaxes, he removes the penis and smack the lover in the forehead with his shaft.

Man she really pissed me off this week. It ok though, tonight she's getting a dilder smack. That should shut her up.

by Middlefinger November 26, 2005

Dilbert

A he/she who was thrown on the church steps at birth because it's parents didn't want it and it was a disgrace. It is always neglected.

I had a Dilbert and screamed, so I left it at the church.

by Dilbert. January 9, 2011

dilberted

When something happens to you in a work setting that's straight out of the comic strip "Dilbert," which is about a highly dysfunctional office environment.

- Man, Purchasing yelled at me today for using paper requisition forms and when I tried using the electronic ones, Accounting yelled at me. Then my boss yelled at me because I should have known that we've stopped using both paper and electronic requisition forms, except that Bob told me the boss said the opposite yesterday.

- Dude, you just got dilberted.

by educand March 7, 2007