Diddle

Euphemism for masturbation, usually a male.

Before showering for work, Jack decided a good diddle was first in order.

by MikeyVeggo April 9, 2003

Diddle

A slang term for ecstacy pills. Can also be used to describe the state of mind of a person who's high on pills('Diddled'). Any arrangements on this is acceptable, e.g 'diddly-doo', 'dids', 'diddlered'.

Mark : 'How're those diddles doing for ya?'
James: 'Man, i'm fucking diddled of my face man. Could do with another diddly-doo though if you've got one?'
Mark: 'Sorry bro, all out of dids, you sank them all you diddly twat'

by magicwaffle March 14, 2009

e-diddle

To groom, violate or harass a person on the internet - usually a minor. Many YouTube celebrities succumb to this illegal behavior. Actions include flirting, inappropriate coaching, pet names, non-stop invasive conversations and behavior.

Dude I heard that Onision e-diddled another minor on the Chris Hansen podcast.

Ronald Davis is the biggest e-diddler on the internet. Someone call the cops!

I heard this Quest Hodgson e-diddled a 15 year old girl who was pretending to coach him in League of Legends

by YammyThaGod April 6, 2020

Diddle The Bead

When a female plays with her clit

I watched my wife diddle the bead before we had sex.

by PeteJG May 15, 2009

yiddle diddle

Jews

"He is a bank manager? Must be a yiddle diddle

by EthernetCables January 6, 2018

diddle-goose

A goose which is held in captivity (usually chained in a basement/dungeon) and often fondled by its captors in a sexual fashion. Some diddle-goose enthusiasts will order their diddle-geese to perform house chores in lingerie (often silken pantaloons).

1. Diddle-goose! Get your diddled little rump over here so I can diddle you.

2. Diddle-goose! Fetch me my boots! (ohhhh yea, work them pantaloons babeh!)

by benzene pie December 11, 2010

diddle kid

A kid who likes diddle

"Batman's a pretty penny, but Diddle Kid's cheap as hell!"

by Big brainy fella June 3, 2018