dickdoo

If your stomach is so big that when you look straight down you can't see your own penis, you have a dickdoo.

Look at that fatty, that's a dickdoo if I've ever seen one.

by King Rage April 12, 2006

dickdouche

dickdouche is combination of being a dick and douche at the same time.

also, deejay is short for dickdouche,
-Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".

HEY!, dont be such a dickdouche man!!
or you can just say.
dont be such a DEEJAY!!
that's soooo deejay.

by I AM DA BOSS. February 20, 2011

dickdo

When your stomach hangs farther than your dick do.

The pot-belly on that guy was so big, he had a dickdo.

by pdfhdsksjh November 21, 2009

dickdom

the act of, or being, a dick.

i told her that she DID look fat in that dress, out of sheer dickdom.

by just delicious November 28, 2010

dickdog

where the penis enters a womans vagina and leaves her mouth then entering another woman.

last night me and shela got dickdoged

by hickhickhickdickvag February 24, 2011

Dickdouche

A man who has intense intimacy issues and doesn't know how to come out of the closet.

He moves to the couch to sleep after sex because he is afraid of beautiful women.

Wow, Tyler is such a dickdouche. He wouldn't even sleep over with that beautiful, smart, funny, amazing girl he was dating. Maybe he's gay?

by Walkingonsunshine August 1, 2011

dickdog

Used to describe someone who's nose looks like a dick, while their face looks like a dog's.

Man, I've never told you this before, but you are one hell of a dickdog!

by Will May 21, 2004