Dicksmith

A unique type of wordsmith; a person who is unusually apt at inventing new words that begin with "dick."

Me: Last night was amazing. After your inspiring story your new nickname is DB.

Sima: I honestly don't know what the B is. Dickblaster?

Me: hahaha. keep guessing.

Sima: Dickbitch. Dickbencher.

Me: Dickbencher?!?!

Sima: Dickblow. Dickbloomer. Dickbunch. Dickblender. Dickboom.

^^^Dicksmith.

by dbfan8989 April 26, 2014

Dicklashed

Marked with a red welt from being whipped by a penis.

Bryan: I was entering the shower just as the old lady was exiting and so I dicklashed her as we passed.

by 808Rockz June 10, 2014

dicksmith

A man or woman who constructs crude, but functional, dildos in their garage.

My friend is a great dicksmith. $25 for a 8-inch. What a deal, am I right?

by rnkn June 20, 2017

Dickwashing

An equivalent to whitewashing where one assumes the gender of an unspecified person to be male based on subconscious stereotyping

“Dude if my FBI agent is reading this, he’s gonna be so grossed out.”
“Bro stop dickwashing, what if the FBI agent is a women huh?”

by Gayrey August 17, 2018

Dick Smash

When you do something Or say something really stupid to the girl you like and she gets mad at you, you are a Dick Smash

Man i told Savy to Shut The Fuck up, Im such a Dick Smash

by BrickQuad June 1, 2011

Dicksmithing

Picking at and eating pieces of leftover food while preparing it for storage.

Hey, quit dicksmithing that salmon, will ya? I want to have enough for a sandwich tomorrow!

I made such a good roast last night...I totally dicksmithed it while I wrapped up the leftovers.

by Berryyrreb September 1, 2014

dickwash

when a lady cleans the cheese from around a mans helmet with the tip of her tongue.

when my girl wants to go out, I just say that I'm not ready, I need to spruce up and have a dickwash.

by greeneyebrows December 10, 2009