dickfart

dickfart is the term used to describe the air bubbles that leak with cum from the head of the penis after ejaculation..

" jim is having a dickfart, as the cum bubbles drip"

by Cuntessa August 30, 2008

Dickmatic

Dickmatic is opposite of automatic.

When a man cant get laid and must manually simulate to stimulate his desire to bust a fucking nutella on or in anything their sexual imagination can concock. There is always an option of it being done like mammals, as they do on the Dickscovery Channel! it is considered Dickmatic.

The lonely man walks aimlessly long after last call looking for stragglers, in fear of the realization that he will have a dickmatic experience.

The dickmatic addict, was caught raw handed watching a midget fuckin a rabbit because its a habbit.

The dickmatic requirement is to have a set of extremities including a dick all sizes will dickmatic!! have fun dicking mattically

by The Septic Sinnerz September 6, 2013

dickmatized

To be extremely fond of the cock. To love the dick, to want the dick,to have the dick,to be one with the dick. happy go lucky,optimistic all from the magic stick.

starr stopped being a cunt to everyone, and started being really nice and sweet, she is hella dickmatized

by starrlp January 10, 2008

mid dicksman

A male who performs oral sex on a woman while she still has the dick in her.

He ate the cunt merangue while the other guy fucked her. He is a mid dicksman.

by Swampy McSwamperson January 15, 2019

dickmate

A gay guy's partner?

Joe and Bob are dickmates.

by TheDudeThatIs July 28, 2005

Dickmantizing

To give such good dick to someone they get on one knee and propose or they fall in love with you

Darrien out here dickmantizing females, they falling for him left and right

by Milk_Dud October 31, 2017

Dickamatics

No logical explanation for something. Just simply can’t be explained

Example 1: (2+2=3)
Example 2: (Tim: The cow jumped over the moon. Tye: No way, how? Marcus: Dickamatics!)

by Professor Dickalous November 7, 2018