dicknose

Someone with a big nose

'You useless fucking dicknose'

by B e z z a July 29, 2006

Dicknoise

The audible sound made by a phallus during the act of fellatio

Sorry bout waking you up last night, your mom can't control my dicknoise very well.

by aabke August 11, 2009

dicknose

An elephant.

Kid: Hey mummy, let's go and see the dicknose at the zoo!
Mother: Have you been on urbandictionary.com again?!?

by Bundle Of Sticks April 24, 2004

dicknoseshitfaceplayer

a guy that has been very mean and disrespectfull to a girl...
or a girl that is very pissed at a guy and calls him that for no reason

lauren called me a dicknoseshitfaceplayer after i said i liked somebody else.

by Dylan Bynum November 10, 2008

Dickmobile

1. A surprise insult, out of ones charachter. Derived from the term Book-mobile which traveled between elementry schools in the 1990's giving away books.

2 When an insult is given by an uninvited, or unwelcomed guest in your home, or that of your close friends.

James: What's Will doing here? Hes the biggest ass ever!
Zach: No kidding. Last week he made fun of my hair, and fucked my mom.
Robert: Yeah, I mean, who called the Dickmobile.

by Babyakry January 12, 2011

diknob

not a dick, not a knob, but even worse

you are a diknob

by DIKNOB September 9, 2003

Dicknotize

The use of sweet phrases, sentences, and words towards a female for the ultimate goal of sex.

I was talking to my girl friend last night, and I tried to dicknotize her by whispering some sweet words into her ear.

by hotboy242 February 19, 2008