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dickedness

The quality of obnoxious arrogance, with the inability or refusal to see things from anyone else's perspective;

A negative personality trait usually seen in upper management, occurring more often in men than women;

The product of mating wickedness with narcissism.
Not to be confused with Dickensness, the physical and or emotional malady one experiences after trying (and usually failing) to write a college paper on Great Expectations without having read the book.
The insurance company was known for caring more about the bottom line than the patient, but it's latest policy rose to a whole new level of dickedness.

I am so tired of dealing with all of my boss's dickedness.

The president is beyond a jerk, he's pure dickedness.
by DrSLK August 14, 2018
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Dickfriend

Someone you only put up with because they put out!
Hey bro, how's your new dickfriend?
by Im_Jeff_Vader November 9, 2019
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dicktress

The male equivalent of a "mistress".

Credit: Brett G
Becky Ann has got herself a new dicktress again.
by BrettGee March 12, 2020
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dickression

Cardi b and dickression
by DORER December 14, 2020
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Dickekinesis

The power/ability to control dicks all thier functions (even making them 🥜)
I can make you 🥜 instantly with my DICKEKINESIS!!
by Somen1gga101 July 21, 2021
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Dickpression

Episode of depression spurring from a sexual malfunction or accident related to a man’s penis.
My boyfriend couldn’t get it up last night and now he’s moping around with severe dickpression.
by GTSCart March 1, 2023
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urban dickering

A game played between people where you take turns sharing disgusting, humorous and/or lewd Urban Dictionary definitions. The winner is the last one standing (or not puking).
"I lost the Urban Dickering game when he told me the definition of an Alabama Hot Pocket!! >barf<
by LisaCar April 17, 2014
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