Pure Development

When USA in rise of nations 2 makes 60 trillion dollars

I love playing games with pure development

by StarrsLOL March 25, 2023

seagull developer

A programmer who swoops into a new team, shits tech debt everywhere and leaves without cleaning it up.
(pejorative)

Don't hire that person again they are a goddamn seagull developer! Did you see the state of the mess they left behind?

by Loadx June 17, 2020

Italian Development

For when you copypasta everything from stack overflow

The entire codebase reeks of Italian Development, but at least it works.

by meme-bruh-1 August 19, 2022

arrested developing

The act of quoting arrested development, or referring to it at unnecessary times, or every day of your life

Sorry, I'm just arrested developing

by Shartlotte April 29, 2012

designated developer

When a team of software developers have a night out on a weekday, there is one designated not to get drunk so that he/she can work successfully the next morning.

Stuart: Why isn't Steve drinking tonight?
Josh: He's the designated developer

by shukii April 7, 2011

Software Developer

An overpaid artisan who uses unoriginal ideas and code that has already been written. Spends most of his time listening to music while spending hundreds of hours on design projects that will never reach fruition.

Bill: I am a software developer
John: O so you are just an artist who actually makes money

by SoftwareDevOps October 30, 2022

Arrested Development

When one watches Netflix in bed until their boyfriend starts looking more appealing than the watching material. Then laptop is placed on floor. See: “watching nativity.”

I really liked the show, but Arrested Development kept me from watching the whole episode

by mysteriousstranger619 December 11, 2021