deuce

Someone who is generally unliked, or considered a "fag".
Wow, that kid is such a deuce.
by Zac Lemons November 24, 2007
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deuce

a small genatalia
Man did u see nic he has a deuce!
by Deucedeuce November 24, 2008
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deuce

verb
To accurately and specifically predict the reaction of someone to a situation or stimulus, showing acute insight into and observation of (or just over-familiarity with) the subject.

Named after alias of the first recorded example of "deuce-ing." Not meant to belittle the subject, but rather, to praise the observatorial powers of the deuce-er.
Time: 1:15
Place: Outside, across street from bar
Jeff and Peter observe John walking in the general direction of bar

Jeff: "Hey, ask John if he's getting a Martini or a Mimosa."
Peter: (Checks watch) To Jeff: "He'll say it's too late for a Mimosa." Yells To John: "Are you getting a Martini or a Mimosa?"
John: (Checks watch) To Peter: "It's too late for a Mimosa."

Jeff & Peter: (Laugh)
Jeff: (To Peter) "Dude, you totally deuced him."
by jmiller September 07, 2006
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deuce

the most boringest bro ever...whoa!!!! tqz!
x: ayo tqz!

tqz: whoa! call me deuce bro! whoa!
by xdeuceWHOA!x12 February 14, 2008
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I got deuce on that joint.
Deuce on the PS2!
by d-unit June 25, 2003
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Girl says "That boy is a deuce!"
by Bob November 16, 2002
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deuce deuce

A gun that uses .22 caliber ammunition.
"I got the deuce deuce in the trunk of my car..."
-Sublime (Garden Grove)
by Brad Nowell lives July 14, 2004
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