Derek

Guy who steals at lunch and throws cheese.

Derek stole from China.

by I’m China 42358 January 26, 2020

Derek Zoolander

A Male Model
3% Body Fat. 1% Brain Activity
Played by Ben Stiller (the funniest guy in the whole wide world!)
"There's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking."

See Zoolander or Ben Stiller

by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan EVER) March 26, 2005

John Denver

One of the greatest Mucisians of all time wrote such great hits, as leaving on a Jet Plane, Country Roads, and Annie's song. In the 80s he'd testify against the fascists of the PMRC.

John Denvers songs are kick ass!

by Peter Irving October 10, 2008

Denver Double Dip

When an individual goes an extended period of time without sexually gratifying oneself and then chooses to "Denver Double Dip" by masturbating twice within an hours time. In such situations, the first climax is generally reached quite quickly and with little stimulation needed. However, the second attempt is far more difficult and often requires the use of exotic imagery, including but not limited to; pornographic videos involving midgets and/or transsexuals.

"Let me tell you what, I was so horny that I decided to go for a "Denver Double Dip". The first time was so easy all I had to do was think about it and I went. However, round two of the double dip was much more challenging. I beat it until I was sore, the only thing that helped me reach climax were crazy videos of tranny's getting raw dogged by midgets."

by DDD - August 25, 2013

derekdick

The smallest possible unit of measurement.

That bullet missed me by a derekdick!

by Obscurewords April 14, 2015

Basic Denver Bro

Male. Aged 19-35. Drives an old SUV, Toyota Tacoma, or other "utilitarian" vehicle. Claims to love craft beer though may or may not be able to discern the difference between a porter and a stout. Likely climbs, skis, snowboards, or mountain bikes. Maybe all four. Will not hesitate to to brag about said sports 'superior aesthetic,' and will probably overstate his accomplishments, leading you to believe he understands what he is talking about. Believes that his zest for life, above average intellect, and moderately handsome profile makes him truly unique, thereby entitling him to regurgitate humble-brag exaggerated stories of adventure/accomplishments to you. His nicest garments are flannel.

Girl: Did you see all the Basic Denver Bros at the bar? I got asked 32 times to go climbing and get a beer after.

by Obi commode-y January 6, 2015

derder

Noun. Cylindrical light-stock cardboard tube used to wrap toilet paper and paper towels, among myriad other paper and card stock products. Once the paper is exhausted and it is no longer used in its original capacity, it is used to trumpet one's voice around the room or venue in similar fashion to a megaphone.

My dad sounds so ridiculous when he uses that derder to make a duck call.

by Suwannee Redhead September 13, 2005