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swoller derby

noun, (SWOHL-r DER-bee)
1. A grandiose affair at which feats of strength are performed, all with the obvious result of getting swole. A swollfest will only qualify as a swoller derby if it is done very publicly with the obvious goal of drawing attention.

2. A marathon gym session in which all imaginable lifts are performed with vigor.

3. The standard daily occurrences that take place almost at Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.
1.

"Bro, did you see all those dudes lifting outside?"
"Yeah, bro. I'm tryna get in on that swoller derby. Look at all of the attention they are getting!"

2. Tony was feeling incredibly swole, but exhausted after his six hour swoller derby in the gym.
by mikekais September 24, 2013
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deronaught

Derived from the word derelict, commonly abbreviated to 'dero' in australasian slang, the Deronaught is one who revels in trappings of deroness and consistently aspires to reach new heights (depths) of poor behaviour, drunkeness and semi-conscious lunacy.

The line drawn between deros and deronaughts is a very fine distinction, the principle difference being that a deronaught consciously pursues and takes pride in the act whereas a dero is so determined by the unconscious lack of social standards. Not always evident to the untrained observer.
An example of the typical sentiment expressed by a deronaught:

"M3@N!1! D3R0
This makes me want to pound a couple of litres of white ace / hanky bannister cocktails (called pissing the bed), go to a party, lie, steal, smash and puke."
by the dero from bero January 11, 2009
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Deron Miller

Plays guitar and vox in CKY.
"To whoever is thowing ice on the stage...If I find out who it is, I'll fuckin' slice their throat open."-Deron
by Lindsey February 13, 2004
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deron miller

a spectacular guitarist and singer...my personal fave and the cutest smile in the history of rock!!!...just don't tell him that he'll get all egotistical
flesh into gear myself appears disected and pretentious...genius,sheer genius i tell you!
by key key March 18, 2004
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Derby Hangover

The full body ache the day after a particularly rough derby experience
Jonny: What's wrong with her?

Jen: She's got a derby hangover after two people fell on her at practice yesterday
by KingKam April 4, 2012
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Derble

The act of simultaneously extending both fists with a middle finger salute. Most often seen in high-stakes sporting events and highly congested concert venues. For specific meaning, square definitions of “the finger,” “the bird,” “flipping the bird,” “flipping off,” “the finger wave,” and the “read-between-the-lines.”

Etymology: originating from words “double” and “bird”
M. Adams: Did anyone see the Ohio State-Michigan game yesterday? One of the players flipped the derble to somewhere in the neighborhood of 100,000 fans on national television.
by Marco Shark December 7, 2013
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Kintucky Derby

(noun) competitive group incest, whereby points are awarded for engaging in sex acts with immediate family members. Rules are generally at the discretion of participants; infants and toddlers are usually considered "off-limits".
"While I am disappointed in the results of this year's Kintucky Derby, I am very proud of the effort my family team put forth - especially my sexy daughter! We'll get 'em next year!"
by cyclopath May 22, 2010
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