derk my shmerk

A phrase used by the YouTuber Togi which means suicide

Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!

Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now

by astro648 July 5, 2024

derk merk

very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!

She’s obsessed with derk merk

by derkyyymerkyyy June 14, 2023

Derked On

The act of beating someone catastrophically in a game (most commonly sword fighting).

Can also be used to insult people if you’re better than them. Just say “get derked on”.

Guy 1: “Yo, I’m so much better than you bruv. Get derked on”
Guy 2: “Oh no, I’ve been derked on.”

by Rusty Dave April 7, 2021

Derk

Donkey Jerk

Guy 1- why are you being such a derk!?
Guy 2- wtf does that mean????

by LADITIONER FOREVER 123 June 15, 2018

Derk

Something that is out of place; unique. This could be good or bad.

Girl with ugly outfit:
Person: that outfit is really derk...
Girl with really cool outfit:
person: wow! Your outfit is soo derk!!

by TracySwoosh123 June 24, 2016

Derk Magurk

A name given to someone who:

Acts in a gay ward manner towards a group of people.

Someone who acts like an idioit when trying to complete a job or task at hand

And/or a simple combination of the two

"Bro, why you gotta be a "Derk Magurk"?

"Just call me Derk Magurk".

"Look at him over there. He's such a Derk Magurk".

"I bet you $12 Derk Magurk over there wont do it!"

by Nuclearwaste113 July 21, 2009

DERK

DiCK JERK

PLEASE STOP BEING SUCH A DERK

by Tammaur June 8, 2018