Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.

Aclamationable (adj)-
Making shit up.

Aclamations (v)-
Makes shit up.

Burgeon (v)-
To, *inhale* one who burgeons, in the fieeeld. One who, likes to burgeon, themselves. To, *pause* burgeon, shush. Burgeon...

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by I just want to make cups January 20, 2021

define girlfriends

when youre a closet gay but someone asks if you have a girlfriend.

person 1: "so do you have a girlfriend?"
person 2: "define girlfriends"

by raadlaad34 April 15, 2017

Name Definition

The worst fucking type of definition on this site. The definition is usually the writers name. A typical name definition usually says "ooh sarah is very nice and can and warmed sex y prson" The people who write them are probably creep emo girls who are desperate to try to be known on the internet

Did you see that creep pervert writing a name definition about her boyfriend?

by Jen is best sh is warn August 31, 2017

fake-ass definition

A trend among some Tumblr users where they invent a dumb definition for their URL and pretend someone on Urban Dictionary actually posted it. Usually they sound very narcissistic and is quite obvious that they were made by none other than the person who posted them. Most of the other users can't stand them and actively make fun of them.

Person #1: Hey, have you seen what somebody wrote about that Tumblr user on Urban Dictionary?
Person #2: That's clearly such a fake-ass definition, like no one would ever say that about them without being paid or seriously obsessed!

by Actionables June 28, 2014

More random definitions

Imagine being THAT bored. Can't be me who defined this lol

More random definitions. Why bother copying it from below definitions anyway?

by Notmelol123 March 14, 2022

definetley

Should be your first clue that you don't know how to spell "definitely"

I definetley know how to spell the word "definetley"

by jasperspop September 14, 2010

Defining

The present participle of define, when someone is explaining the meaning of something.

Person 1: Where is Will?

Person 2: He's busy defining words on Urban Dictionary.

by wrjm2003 November 3, 2019